Robot Demotivational Poster
CHUCK NORRIS -
FEMALE AUTOBOTS - THESE are the droids you're looking for!
SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST 2000 - he canceled Beta Support for YOUR SINS!!
PROTESTING - Make sure you pick the right cause.
WILE E. COYOTE SYNDROME -
3 Men and a Robot -
ROBOT JESUS - He will reboot for your sins...It might take a few days, though. His software is ANCIENT!
PEARL HARBOUR -
IT WAS A CLOSE CALL - but after a lot of work, Kenji showed up at the prom. 'Miss Rubota' performed perfectly, and even refused to put out at the end of the night.
SAILOR MECHAS - Sometimes, anime fandom can go a little TOO far.
DOMO ARIGATO - mister roboto
AUTOBOT LINCOLN - Emancipators in disguise.
IN JAPAN - It's not enough to be an atheist. You have to involve robots, too.
BENDER - Please insert liquor!
ROBOT DEVIL - you'll suffer till the end of time enduring tortures most of which rhyme
X-47B ROBOT FIGHTER JET - And You Thought Skynet Was Fiction.
GOD-JESUS - Because everyone knows God is a japanese robot
SUMMER MAINTENANCE - "In case of invasion of alien contact Mazinger-Fortress of Science - Japan"
I'M SO HAPPY - Cuz im a gunny bear Gummy bear!
GIR - I would be terrified of the robot if the dog wasn't so damn cute!
SHARK PUNCHING - Mother Teresa's favorite hobby.
HOW STRANGE IT IS - To be anything at all..
KLAATU BARADA NIKTO - Translation; “Say ello to my leetle friend”.
KURATAS - Japanese for " Tanks Are Obsolete"
ROBOTIC FACEPALM - Because a robot with no feeling knew you screwed that up.
V.I.K.Y. - Her logic is undeniable
JUST WAIT AND SEE -
THE FUTURE OF LAW ENFORCEMENT - Given the current national budget, anyway.
ED-209 - He talks. You listen.
ROBOTS - Don't trust them.
IT DID MISS A FEW SPOTS THOUGH -
I DON'T KNOW -
SURVIVAL SKILLS - some are attained long before basic training
THE FIVE LIONS - Their true identities revealed!!!!
CURIOSITY - You've just landed the a rover on MARS. Group hug, or awkward golf clap?
GENDO IKARI - Just as planned
TERMINATOR - the designers of this obviously never watched it
TRYING - sometimes you can try your hardest and still lose. sometimes you must accept that you fail at life
ROBOT BUTLERS - At least a "robot" butler would stop someone from stealing your armor, where a "computer" butler would'nt do jack sh*t!
PWNAGE - This has it
DAMN YOU, CGI - for putting robots out of work in Hollywood
YOU... - are experiencing a car accident.
MONKEY VS. ROBOT - The eternal struggle rages on.
STEPFORD - I asked myself, "Where would people never notice a town full of robots?"
UNWANTED VISITORS -
Your BFF -
GIANT ROBO-LINCOLN - The REAL reason why the south lost the Civil War.
GIANT ROBOTS -
homeless in japan -
ROBOT LUST UPHEAVAL - Hey, video gamers! Those damn toasters are taking our women!
POUND PUPPIES - Make way for 300 pound doggies.
IF COMPUTER GAMES WERE REAL - Dr Robotnik would be the ruler of Earth.
LOGIC - This picture defies it
ROBO-FETUS - Proving that just because you can't get laid doesn't mean you can't have kids
GOTCHA!!! - Giant Robots make the best snipers.
BOBO ATTACKS - As the trainer felt his legs slowly consumed by Bobo, he knew he should have fed him those peanuts earlier.
CAVEMAN VS ROBOT - Caveman always wins!
ROBOTS - I made this one insane.
DR. CALVIN - I'd prefer not to kill her ... ;)
CUBBYROBOT - He likes to give his milk to kids.
WILL SMITH - Behind this smile is a great desire to destroy you.
GIANT JEWISH ROBOTS - You do not want to loose to this dangerous robot! The side curl guns may look cool but you never want to see the finishing move of the Mohel bot.
BOT FAIL - They are easy to spot and deny access
CINDERELLA - Oh sure, the slipper fit but something seemed amiss!
MJ 2000 V1 & V2 - Version 3 comes with cup holders
GIANT ROBOTS - You just got served
HONEY, PLEASE... - This motherboard with THAT quad core ?
OMEGA - Why we NEVER make Robot Masters angry.
OVERCOMPENSATION - Even giant robots can feel inadequate.
IF YOU BUILD IT -
CO-HOST 3000 - Undesputed Master of the Purple Haze!
it has begun -