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Robot Demotivational Poster


TAGS: a robot in disguse
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Bull

Bull - April 30, 2011, 11:54 am, #217758
I won't post anymore. I don't usually like them either but when I heard that joke I just had to ..
rerun - April 30, 2011, 8:22 am, #217735

I really don't like Chuck Norris posters, however this one gets my 5L.

FEMALE AUTOBOTS - THESE are the droids you're looking for!

TAGS: autobot autobots transformers transformer arcee anime mecha giant robot robots
Rating: 2.97/5

More motifakes by jalford

red03golf - May 1, 2011, 7:55 pm, #217836
Do they leak automatic tr*** fluid every 672 hours?
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:42 pm, #99119
STAR WARS REFERENCES Spicing up the inane patter of those who have given up all hope of ever getting laid -- and rightly so.
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:00 am, #98569
I reckon that would not end well for my p****...
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 1:59 am, #98565
Logic Man - July 22, 2009, 6:05 pm, #98412
No they are not! I am not looking for female droids. Dude....really? Is this what Motifake has attracted?

SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST 2000 - he canceled Beta Support for YOUR SINS!!

PROTESTING - Make sure you pick the right cause.


TAGS: robot dog genius obvious here boy
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - August 3, 2011, 8:37 am, #222371

very cool...flattered dude
PostersToFlash - August 3, 2011, 6:30 am, #222364
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
spacedog - April 30, 2011, 12:17 am, #217714
Brilliant! I gasped. I cried. I held up a tiny umbrella just before the massive boulder of laughter crushed me when I read the title. 5L
Reality Lord - April 27, 2011, 10:40 pm, #217518

TA-DA. genius....sheeeeeer genius scarr3d
scarr3d - April 27, 2011, 7:52 pm, #217502
some weird science guys made a lassie into a robot dog and RL is pointing out a dog will run after a ball when it is thrown(or hand grenade in the case of war which is likely what they intended this project for)
Z-Bob - April 26, 2011, 10:37 am, #217363

3 Men and a Robot -

TAGS: robot slaps people lie
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - June 27, 2014, 8:37 am, #255473
'xcuse me.....hoar
GaryO - June 27, 2014, 8:35 am, #255472
(Silly me. Why would I ever think the word S.L.U.T w/be an acceptable term to that wh*** of a censor)
GaryO - June 27, 2014, 8:32 am, #255471
Ism, sweetheart, you magnificent moti-s**t, you. Emulate away. You do it quite well. Indeed. Couldn’t have been more timely. Now, if you’d be so kind to consider a moti-news clip ever now and then, well, this ol’ dawg’s itch would, in turn, be scratched.
Ism - June 27, 2014, 1:39 am, #255469
I don't think I can read a joke anymore that doesn't automatically become a GaryO 3 Men meme in my mind... Your 3 Men posters, to me have become the most Iconic & looked forward too Motifake's... an honor to emulate you.
MissPriss - June 26, 2014, 11:51 pm, #255468
I *slap* give this poster *slap* a *slap*L...nobody told me the robot slaps your a**...yee haa...I love *slap* liver *slap*!
GaryO - June 26, 2014, 8:36 pm, #255454
Well, this is creepy. I came real close to posting that very joke…..in the bar scene. Weeeeird.
rerun - June 26, 2014, 8:04 pm, #255453

If any of you send that robot to my house I will ban you for life.

ROBOT JESUS - He will reboot for your sins...It might take a few days, though. His software is ANCIENT!

TAGS: robot jesus sins blasphemy challenge
Rating: 3.93/5

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shannon21 - July 17, 2010, 12:43 am, #185120
lol respawn!


TAGS: giant robots
Rating: 3.33/5

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steve1961 - April 20, 2014, 5:52 pm, #254415
Ummm...That was over 3 years ago...I would be more worried about wasting a bunch of time commmenting on a 3 year old post...
MagicBob - April 20, 2014, 4:26 pm, #254410
Yep, and the Japanese interpreter was pretty slow on the draw. Ok, now Jehnavi, did you commit that link too your memory or did you waste a bunch of time looking it up for no practical reason?
Kung-Fu Devil - March 10, 2011, 12:05 pm, #213968
Faceplant31 - February 11, 2011, 1:58 am, #212171
thanks for the info that no one gives a sh!t about.
Jehnavi - February 11, 2011, 12:59 am, #212170
However, no officer or commander expected the Japanese to attack Pearl Harbour without prior declaration of war. Cryptography and crypta***ysis were in their nascent stage during the attack on pearl Harbour. http://www.historicaltravelguide.com/pearl-harb

IT WAS A CLOSE CALL - but after a lot of work, Kenji showed up at the prom. 'Miss Rubota' performed perfectly, and even refused to put out at the end of the night.

TAGS: doris japanese robot prom funny humor humour
Rating: 3.09/5

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K - December 5, 2008, 3:31 pm, #42060
Good god, how long had Japan been into robots?
Shtoink - November 10, 2008, 2:23 am, #34976
Hydralisk* silly work comps are over used
Shtoink - November 10, 2008, 2:22 am, #34975
oh that Kenji! hes a sly one! passing his sister off as a girl nobody knows! he should have brought his Hydralis cousin from Korea

SAILOR MECHAS - Sometimes, anime fandom can go a little TOO far.

DOMO ARIGATO - mister roboto

AUTOBOT LINCOLN - Emancipators in disguise.

IN JAPAN - It's not enough to be an atheist. You have to involve robots, too.

TAGS: japanese robot god jesus doris
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

TigerKid - March 31, 2009, 10:59 pm, #69411
Weird-adjective 1. involving or suggesting the supernatural; unearthly or uncanny 2. fantastic; bizarre 3. See Japan

ROBOT DEVIL - you'll suffer till the end of time enduring tortures most of which rhyme

TAGS: robot devil futurama
Rating: 2.04/5

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Razor Eddie - October 3, 2008, 1:09 am, #25277
Well played ninja...well played.
thehattinninja - August 15, 2008, 11:10 pm, #14758
right here in the depths of robot heeeeellllllllllll!!!!!

BENDER - Please insert liquor!

TAGS: bender fry leela futurama adult swim comedy central robot robots
Rating: 2.09/5

More motifakes by jalford

MO - July 27, 2009, 7:20 pm, #100955
Liquor in front, **** goes in Jalfords rear.

X-47B ROBOT FIGHTER JET - And You Thought Skynet Was Fiction.

TAGS: terminator aircraft usa war robots
Rating: 4.73/5

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steve1961 - August 4, 2012, 2:31 am, #238057
LOL np If you've actually watched the movie "Stealth", you've already suffered enough so no lashes this time. But I'll be watching...
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 7:48 pm, #237644
Ah yes, Steve, I spelled 'lightning' wrong. Sorry about that. I shall take my forty lashes while whimpering in the snake pit.
steve1961 - July 26, 2012, 2:45 pm, #237631
Because we'll all be lighter? ;)
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 10:39 am, #237627
I believe they are still in the testing phase with it. But you seen the film Stealth? (If not think Short Circuit meets Top Gun.) You want something up there with no pilot and a payload of lethal weapons? One lightening strike and we're in trouble.
SethMythrax - July 25, 2012, 7:57 am, #237599
Why not use these if they can? They are a lot more lethal looking than a drone aircraft...

GOD-JESUS - Because everyone knows God is a japanese robot

TAGS: god jesus japanese robot
Rating: 2.42/5
TigerKid - June 29, 2008, 5:34 pm, #7551
lol the guy on the box looks like Jacko

SUMMER MAINTENANCE - "In case of invasion of alien contact Mazinger-Fortress of Science - Japan"

I'M SO HAPPY - Cuz im a gunny bear Gummy bear!

TAGS: robot chicken gummy bear lol funny
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by azzi

Eternal Lord Jackass - September 30, 2009, 10:27 am, #122867
Eternal Lord Jackass - September 30, 2009, 10:27 am, #122865
Did Cubby fond the Caffine Pills again?

GIR - I would be terrified of the robot if the dog wasn't so damn cute!

SHARK PUNCHING - Mother Teresa's favorite hobby.

TAGS: nun mother robot shark
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by BlarghStudios

forseti - April 4, 2011, 11:56 am, #215733
I wonder why rusty Bartimaeus is diving in the background...
rerun - April 3, 2011, 10:24 pm, #215707

Sense, this makes none

HOW STRANGE IT IS - To be anything at all..

TAGS: robot rose girl
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by robotdylan

Hawamleh - April 15, 2012, 6:12 pm, #233349
I am proud :')

KLAATU BARADA NIKTO - Translation; “Say ello to my leetle friend”.

TAGS: giant robot gort
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Mongo

Mongo - May 17, 2010, 10:59 am, #176281
Might have?
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 12:55 pm, #176079
This might have stood on it's own... it didn't need you to vote 5L twice for yourself, Mongo. Yes, we can see that.
frixxxx - May 14, 2010, 1:08 pm, #176000
OH god, OH god, Coffee THROUGH the nose!!!! 5 MF'n L

KURATAS - Japanese for " Tanks Are Obsolete"

TAGS: robot japan mecha
Rating: 3.8/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 30, 2012, 10:49 pm, #241080
Try going up against an old Sherman tank with that!

ROBOTIC FACEPALM - Because a robot with no feeling knew you screwed that up.

V.I.K.Y. - Her logic is undeniable


TAGS: imminent robot bind
Rating: 4.73/5

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forseti - May 13, 2011, 3:32 am, #218513
5 bones
Greeny - May 12, 2011, 8:53 pm, #218499
Thank you both!
the1stCOMMI3 - May 12, 2011, 8:53 pm, #218498
this is perfect for my boss's office
spacedog - May 12, 2011, 7:27 pm, #218494
Great poster.
Reality Lord - May 12, 2011, 6:15 pm, #218492


THE FUTURE OF LAW ENFORCEMENT - Given the current national budget, anyway.

ED-209 - He talks. You listen.

TAGS: robot sci fi
Rating: 2.3/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - September 15, 2009, 10:55 am, #118031
It can't climb stairs, I'd hate to see it get stuck insome pot-holes in my city, screw ED-209

ROBOTS - Don't trust them.



TAGS: may challenge giant robots
Rating: 4.46/5

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Derek - May 14, 2010, 8:39 am, #175970
They're called "corporations"

SURVIVAL SKILLS - some are attained long before basic training

TAGS: demolition robot gamer
Rating: 4.31/5

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spacedog - July 23, 2010, 4:31 pm, #186082
Nice! My kids will be employed. 5L

THE FIVE LIONS - Their true identities revealed!!!!

TAGS: voltron five lions 5 lion robot
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by yon

Woodywood03a - September 30, 2009, 9:39 pm, #123037
I agree.... truly agree.
King Logicass - May 3, 2009, 3:08 pm, #77443
*just blinks* Hey the show was good, but... this one was just Stupid....

CURIOSITY - You've just landed the a rover on MARS. Group hug, or awkward golf clap?

GENDO IKARI - Just as planned

TERMINATOR - the designers of this obviously never watched it

TRYING - sometimes you can try your hardest and still lose. sometimes you must accept that you fail at life

TAGS: robot fail trying
Rating: 3.83/5

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CloudchaserS - October 28, 2011, 9:49 am, #225414
Reminds me of celebs showing up at their own look-alike contests and placing 2nd, 3rd or not even at all.

ROBOT BUTLERS - At least a "robot" butler would stop someone from stealing your armor, where a "computer" butler would'nt do jack sh*t!


PWNAGE - This has it

TAGS: robots bombs pwnage cool mech awesome
Rating: 2.71/5

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4thelulz - February 15, 2011, 9:21 pm, #212473
Kentares IV for the win!
Woody - June 30, 2009, 9:47 pm, #91898
aman to that.
Schifty - November 26, 2008, 2:37 pm, #40017
**** yea!

DAMN YOU, CGI - for putting robots out of work in Hollywood

TAGS: cgi cg robots
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by koradan

YOU... - are experiencing a car accident.

MONKEY VS. ROBOT - The eternal struggle rages on.

TAGS: monkey kong king robot robots
Rating: 1.93/5

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agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 2:56 am, #187295
Submitted a mod/motifake attack poster. Genius.
ICEMAN - July 31, 2010, 7:53 pm, #187268
Yeah, this one took some imagination. 1L

STEPFORD - I asked myself, "Where would people never notice a town full of robots?"

TAGS: stepford women robots
Rating: 1.91/5

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Scorpio7 - December 22, 2008, 1:13 pm, #46072
A documentary about Stepford Wives has been made. It is entitled, "MORMON WOMEN OF UTAH." Dull in bed, don't give head, better off dead.

MotiFake -

TAGS: metafake 5l council automod acme robot
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - January 21, 2014, 11:36 am, #252330
This is gold lol. 5L
GaryO - January 21, 2014, 8:30 am, #252327
So I get to the office, fire up fake, and cruise thru the first posters…..really good posters, from the ladies of the triad…masterpieces all…..then this….this…the coup de foudre. I am now utterly demotivated.
Greeny - January 21, 2014, 5:44 am, #252326
Hahaha - 5 days of Space detention!
lgvernon - January 21, 2014, 12:33 am, #252324

Great poster---but nah, I never put batteries on my tongue. I send em all to Priss!:5Guffaghs!
MissPriss - January 20, 2014, 11:42 pm, #252323
Good gawd dawg...my stomach hurts from laughing (except at Mr.M of course...brown nosing moment )A great big thanks for the needed laugh and 5L for all great poster.


TAGS: giant robot challenge crafty bastards
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

rerun - May 14, 2010, 6:57 pm, #176049

he swings, he hits it's outta here. Home run on this one
Faceplant31 - May 14, 2010, 6:30 pm, #176047

Your BFF -

GIANT ROBO-LINCOLN - The REAL reason why the south lost the Civil War.

TAGS: my friend and i have this long running joke about a robot lincoln
Rating: 4.67/5

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Chrysophase2003 - June 13, 2012, 8:58 pm, #236248
Look out for Mecha-Booth!



homeless in japan -

TAGS: robot
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by demon001

Silverheart - December 11, 2013, 2:52 am, #251485
In Japan, they've thought ahead, how to dispose of the bodies AFTER they've reclaimed their country from the hordes of zombies.
curlyrocks - December 11, 2013, 1:10 am, #251480
That machine is bigger than most apartments in Japan, i'd rather live in the machine.

ROBOT LUST UPHEAVAL - Hey, video gamers! Those damn toasters are taking our women!

POUND PUPPIES - Make way for 300 pound doggies.

IF COMPUTER GAMES WERE REAL - Dr Robotnik would be the ruler of Earth.

LOGIC - This picture defies it

TAGS: weird unexplainable robot
Rating: 3.22/5

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LogicDude - March 13, 2009, 10:30 am, #65432
Just wanted to see what it would be like to be an anime tentacle monster for a minute or two...it didn't end well and now I can't go back to Nevada for a year or two (maybe 3)...
Culos - March 13, 2009, 6:02 am, #65402
Logicdude, I told you to stay of the Meth, now look what you've done...

ROBO-FETUS - Proving that just because you can't get laid doesn't mean you can't have kids

TAGS: robo fetus robot baby kids
Rating: 3.08/5

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Bartimaeus - August 15, 2010, 6:17 pm, #189567
Baahhh ziiinnnggg~
BrokenEye - August 15, 2010, 6:08 pm, #189565
Still doesn't change the fact that you can't get laid.

GOTCHA!!! - Giant Robots make the best snipers.

BOBO ATTACKS - As the trainer felt his legs slowly consumed by Bobo, he knew he should have fed him those peanuts earlier.

TAGS: i guess he will have to get a pair of robot legs
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 10:00 pm, #175730
Clearly, one should only use the peanutb***er technique with dogs... this isn't worth it.

CAVEMAN VS ROBOT - Caveman always wins!

ROBOTS - I made this one insane.

DR. CALVIN - I'd prefer not to kill her ... ;)

TAGS: sonny i robot calvin
Rating: 2.53/5

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Derek - August 12, 2009, 4:40 am, #107543
What a difference a wink makes ;-)

CUBBYROBOT - He likes to give his milk to kids.

TAGS: cubbyrobot milk kids
Rating: 2.5/5

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Cubbybear - April 7, 2009, 11:35 am, #71292
boo...I ain't no p***bear

WILL SMITH - Behind this smile is a great desire to destroy you.


GIANT JEWISH ROBOTS - You do not want to loose to this dangerous robot! The side curl guns may look cool but you never want to see the finishing move of the Mohel bot.

BOT FAIL - They are easy to spot and deny access

CINDERELLA - Oh sure, the slipper fit but something seemed amiss!

TAGS: robot women humor shoe
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Dori - June 4, 2011, 9:03 pm, #219590
Naw, you thinking about Protectotrons, this is from Forbidden Planet, Robbie the Robot, old sci-fi is love
Khatmonsuk - February 17, 2009, 4:38 am, #60243
Hey, isnt that a robot from Fallout 3?
pro - December 7, 2008, 12:13 pm, #42567
"I didn't bring a bathing suit."
Vanner - December 7, 2008, 12:07 pm, #42563
Quiet please. I am a***yzing.
pro - December 7, 2008, 12:01 pm, #42561
"Sorry miss, I was giving myself an oil-job."
pro - December 7, 2008, 12:01 pm, #42560
"The fool, the meddling idiot! As though his ape's brain could contain the secrets of the Krell!"
Vanner - December 7, 2008, 11:25 am, #42550
"Another one of them new worlds. No beer, no women, no pool parlors, nothin'. Nothin' to do but throw rocks at tin cans, and we gotta bring our own tin cans."
Elwood - December 7, 2008, 9:03 am, #42541
Anne Francis! How nice that you remember her and the movie, "FORBIDDEN PLANET" (1956), with Robby the Robot.

MJ 2000 V1 & V2 - Version 3 comes with cup holders

GIANT ROBOTS - You just got served

TAGS: served by a giant robot
Rating: 2/5

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Faceplant31 - May 14, 2010, 10:30 am, #175980
1L - cuz this is lame!

HONEY, PLEASE... - This motherboard with THAT quad core ?

OMEGA - Why we NEVER make Robot Masters angry.

TAGS: megaman zero omega robot masters
Rating: 1.8/5

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agdaniele - January 23, 2011, 2:28 pm, #210611
Motifakers, on the other hand...

OVERCOMPENSATION - Even giant robots can feel inadequate.

TAGS: even giant robots can feel inadequate compensation transformers bumblebee autobot
Rating: 1.75/5

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Agamemnon218 - August 29, 2008, 5:39 pm, #17633
"Have you seen my weiner?"


CO-HOST 3000 - Undesputed Master of the Purple Haze!

TAGS: cohost co host 3000 spill spill com let s do this robot
Rating: 1.5/5

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LOLOLOL - August 2, 2009, 1:22 pm, #103897

it has begun -

TAGS: robots
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 5:02 pm, #260295
Happened to my baby sister years ago, the beater bar of an Electrolux vacuum. Still remember mom calling dad home from work. It was wrapped/tangled right up to her scalp. 5L for the fookin' hilarious memory me lord!

Motherhood -

TAGS: mom s robots futurama
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 5:11 pm, #260298
5L nailed that one demon...even on the days that I don't feel like one of her personal robots...teehee.
concern3 - March 7, 2015, 5:28 pm, #260273
words 5er