[phpBB Debug] PHP Notice: in file /includes/session.php on line 1033: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /var/jost/www/web/motifake.com/userscomments.php:5)
[phpBB Debug] PHP Notice: in file /includes/session.php on line 1033: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /var/jost/www/web/motifake.com/userscomments.php:5)
[phpBB Debug] PHP Notice: in file /includes/session.php on line 1033: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /var/jost/www/web/motifake.com/userscomments.php:5)
Oldsod's Comments
Over 102967
motifake

Oldsod's Last 100 Comments


Oldsod - Oct 23, 2016 11:54am, #268446


My condolences, Dizz.



Oldsod - Apr 7, 2016 8:24pm, #267075


Nicely done. Thanks!



Oldsod - Mar 28, 2016 8:43pm, #266961


I like bad puns and I can't deny... Wish we still had 5Ls to give...



Oldsod - Mar 24, 2016 5:26pm, #266831


Glad to see you back, Em. Vernie, now I have to listen to "Momma's Got A Squeeze Box" at high volume. Thank you both.



Oldsod - Mar 12, 2016 6:18am, #266516


It kinda makes sense...Great-great-great grandcousin Jack cut a foot off a prostitute and got a longer sentence...



Oldsod - Mar 12, 2016 6:11am, #266515


I remember when I'd say something like, "5d and faved!" after seeing this...absolutely fantastic!



Oldsod - Mar 2, 2016 7:13pm, #266264


I've actually discovered that, when the pain hits 10 and you pull your own molar with a multitool behind the wheel of a 91 Chevy Astrovan at a stop light, the pain almost immediately will drop to a six. Upped, BTW.



Oldsod - Feb 20, 2016 7:45pm, #266081


Nice start, Irish! In the day, I'd say 5L. Welcome to the fray, and come into the forums and introduce yourself.



Oldsod - Feb 20, 2016 1:41pm, #266073


You'd You'd be amazed at how often I see that look in a classroom... Upped.



Oldsod - Feb 17, 2016 9:53pm, #266032


Nicely done...you literallly made The Daughter fall down laughing...she's turning an odd shade of purple...5L!



Oldsod - Feb 13, 2016 6:12pm, #265860


That's fantastic, and I tired of the bacon meme long ago. 5 BLTs!



Oldsod - Feb 13, 2016 6:45am, #265845


I wish I'd been smart enough to make this. 5L.



Oldsod - Feb 3, 2016 7:36am, #265542


Is...izzat...is that a bacon blanket on which they're posing? Gawd that's h**...



Oldsod - Jan 31, 2016 6:02am, #265520


I'd still forget where I put them.



Oldsod - Jan 29, 2016 7:13pm, #265498


Hmmm...may have to answer this one...good stuff, Gar!



Oldsod - Jan 9, 2016 10:03pm, #264866


...grooooooaaaaaannn...but 5'd.



Oldsod - Dec 31, 2015 6:24pm, #264752


Brilliant.



Oldsod - Dec 31, 2015 9:12am, #264743


Had to look at it twice to get the pun.



Oldsod - Dec 24, 2015 10:18pm, #264641


I've been trying to get that sentiment to work for three weeks...now I know why I couldn't. 5 verses of "Stille Nacht" for you, and Merry Christmas!



Oldsod - Dec 14, 2015 3:37pm, #264517


...and here ve are geeving zee five Lyons for zee wondarefully orrible pun...Jaques Cousteau would be proud!



Oldsod - Dec 11, 2015 7:47pm, #264482


...and depending on the question, sometimes after coffee, too.



Oldsod - Dec 11, 2015 5:51am, #264458


5L and nicely done! Come, sit a spell.



Oldsod - Dec 1, 2015 7:48pm, #264149


You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Wheel...



Oldsod - Nov 28, 2015 7:19pm, #264109


That's *ahem* quite a hoot! 5 soiled undies.



Oldsod - Nov 8, 2015 7:22am, #263753


Hay...er...hey...umm...heh?



Oldsod - Nov 1, 2015 6:12pm, #263638


5 spoons...one of which I shall be needing to gouge out my mind's eye...



Oldsod - Oct 15, 2015 6:17pm, #263340


My daughter has one of those bloody birds...I fully get it. 5L



Oldsod - Oct 9, 2015 6:06am, #263267


Bl├╝cher!



Oldsod - Oct 4, 2015 1:40pm, #263216


Wonderful



Oldsod - Sep 25, 2015 3:50pm, #263084


That doesn't help either...my silence gets used against me as well...



Oldsod - Sep 24, 2015 4:01pm, #263054


A home run on the first at-bat! 5d and faved!



Oldsod - Sep 9, 2015 9:39pm, #262774


...this goes into the classroom file...



Oldsod - Sep 4, 2015 6:39pm, #262653


VIVA LA REBELLION!!



Oldsod - Sep 4, 2015 6:38pm, #262652


5'd and faved.



Oldsod - Aug 30, 2015 7:39pm, #262574


...this is why you're my hero. 5L



Oldsod - Aug 24, 2015 6:33pm, #262510


As a lapsed Baptist, I approve this message...



Oldsod - Aug 20, 2015 5:59am, #262430


OLE! 'Bout time you showed up...



Oldsod - Aug 18, 2015 7:17am, #262381


I...I don't know how I missed this, but 5'd and Faved!



Oldsod - Aug 14, 2015 9:20pm, #262337


Oh, Dear Lord...5 mongrels!



Oldsod - Aug 8, 2015 8:45pm, #262272


Quite possibly with mechanical a**istance...such as a ca***ult or trebuchet...



Oldsod - Aug 3, 2015 7:11am, #262241


That's just cold, man. 5L.



Oldsod - Jul 26, 2015 7:25pm, #262124


That was a pun bad enough to tern one's stomach. 5L



Oldsod - Jul 23, 2015 7:53pm, #262090


Ah, memories. Grandma was a tea-totaller, but kept a pint of Wild Turkey for medicinal purposes. Mom used to look forward to getting a cold, so she could take NyQuil...



Oldsod - Jul 16, 2015 6:48am, #262014


5'd and faved.



Oldsod - Jul 10, 2015 2:08pm, #261947


Brilliant!



Oldsod - Jul 1, 2015 10:10pm, #261843


Should I be worried that I actually understand this?



Oldsod - Jun 26, 2015 12:42pm, #261787


Classic. Pretty much describes my frail dotage...



Oldsod - Jun 26, 2015 12:41pm, #261786


Coming to take our cheese?



Oldsod - Jun 25, 2015 6:22pm, #261777


I usually get that result when I try to put the, *ahem* key in the ignition...



Oldsod - Jun 25, 2015 6:19pm, #261776


Pfft...all I did was hork your stuff. Pales imitation, at best.



Oldsod - Jun 24, 2015 5:58pm, #261756


I know I bounce...it's usually the second impact that does the damage, though.



Oldsod - Jun 22, 2015 6:37pm, #261727


Priceless!



Oldsod - Jun 17, 2015 5:48pm, #261655


OK...the one on the lower right looks somewhat melon collie...I love a bad pun! 5!



Oldsod - Jun 17, 2015 5:45pm, #261654


Awesomely horrible...possibly horribly awesome...either way, I will have given you 5L.



Oldsod - Jun 14, 2015 8:04pm, #261619


...what I feel like at the moment...



Oldsod - Jun 14, 2015 12:21pm, #261614


That is actually one of the wisest things I've heard lately. Well done!



Oldsod - Jun 13, 2015 4:20pm, #261600


Nice first effort, Squid. Welcome to Bedlam!



Oldsod - Jun 9, 2015 6:23pm, #261576


Hitchhiker's much?



Oldsod - Jun 9, 2015 6:21pm, #261575


Wow. 5d, faved, and in the Classroom file.



Oldsod - Jun 8, 2015 6:36am, #261555


Ouch...love puns!



Oldsod - Jun 7, 2015 1:56pm, #261542


Gorgeous. Just glad you didn't discuss the brown side of the moon...



Oldsod - Jun 7, 2015 1:48pm, #261541


...and this is why you are the Master.



Oldsod - Jun 7, 2015 7:03am, #261536


Hooray for "literalcy!"



Oldsod - Jun 7, 2015 7:00am, #261535


What a hideously beautiful pun! 5



Oldsod - Jun 2, 2015 3:46pm, #261484


You are my hero.



Oldsod - Jun 1, 2015 7:10am, #261457


Brilliant observation.



Oldsod - Jun 1, 2015 7:10am, #261456


Ow.



Oldsod - May 31, 2015 1:21pm, #261448


Nothing daft at all...it's CHEESE! Possibly the most perfect food in the universe.



Oldsod - May 27, 2015 8:28am, #261413


Absolutely friggin' fanta5tic!



Oldsod - May 21, 2015 8:39pm, #261325


Yes...into the classroom file.



Oldsod - May 20, 2015 2:06pm, #261304


YOW!



Oldsod - May 20, 2015 10:05am, #261302


Oldsod's Theory of Relative Stupidity: The more you know, the more you realize how little you know. Therefore, with each advance in knowledge, we get progressively dumber.



Oldsod - May 16, 2015 4:41pm, #261236


Jinkie5! That'll show those meddling kids.



Oldsod - May 15, 2015 4:52pm, #261223


Beale Street just got a little bit bluer.



Oldsod - May 9, 2015 2:44pm, #261137


It took me a couple of views to see it...despite how obvious it is...



Oldsod - May 9, 2015 2:44pm, #261136


Only mildly creepy...



Oldsod - May 9, 2015 8:29am, #261128


What a lovely horrid pun...5L.



Oldsod - May 4, 2015 6:58am, #261050


That's one big mosh pit!



Oldsod - Apr 27, 2015 9:05pm, #260975


Oh..my..Lord...5 groaning ravens, m'lud!



Oldsod - Apr 25, 2015 1:32pm, #260933


Welcome to the fray, Johnny!



Oldsod - Apr 24, 2015 9:43pm, #260925


Austin City Limits, about 1983 or so. Playing "Lennie," as I recall (from the video).



Oldsod - Apr 24, 2015 2:46pm, #260913


"Golf spelled backwards is flog...and that pretty much describes my game." Glen Campbell



Oldsod - Apr 22, 2015 9:34pm, #260869


Well...there's a pic I can delete. Had the same one in the file, but not smart enough to put a caption to it. 5L!



Oldsod - Apr 20, 2015 8:49pm, #260850


Story of my life...



Oldsod - Apr 17, 2015 5:57pm, #260821


Brilliant.



Oldsod - Apr 16, 2015 6:39am, #260801


THAT is how it's done! 5d and faved!



Oldsod - Apr 15, 2015 6:27am, #260788


Huzzah!



Oldsod - Apr 12, 2015 9:07pm, #260765


Looks like a winning strategy to me...



Oldsod - Apr 11, 2015 2:36pm, #260752


That...is worse than anything I've yet done. 5L, and challenge accepted...heheh...



Oldsod - Apr 7, 2015 11:08am, #260701


Glad to see you're still around, Greeny!



Oldsod - Apr 5, 2015 2:22pm, #260677


It actually started as an idea for Politifake...then I read your post, and went ahead and made it. Thanks, Missy!



Oldsod - Apr 5, 2015 1:39pm, #260674


One of my favorite gimmicks was a Peavey bass with a whammy bar. I asked the salesman why anyone would put a whammy bar on a bass. He said, "So it will sound like a fretless bass." It went unsold.



Oldsod - Apr 5, 2015 6:12am, #260670


Suddenly, I have the urge to watch a Groucho movie...



Oldsod - Apr 2, 2015 6:42am, #260642


Look at it this way...who is more likely to get mugged? Caspar Milquetoast or John Rambo?



Oldsod - Apr 2, 2015 6:16am, #260637


The fail shirt...BEST Ph**OBOMB EVER!



Oldsod - Mar 30, 2015 10:41pm, #260605


...wish I'd thought of that...



Oldsod - Mar 30, 2015 3:28pm, #260594


Man...those sequester cuts are murder.



Oldsod - Mar 28, 2015 12:29pm, #260551


I know a certain algebra teacher who's gonna hate this...heheh.



Oldsod - Mar 28, 2015 6:47am, #260548


Not really a double standard...I mean...Rosie O'Donell walks into a bar...



Oldsod - Mar 27, 2015 3:46pm, #260541


5d and faved.